Total Medals Earned: 423 (From 45 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,090 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/445 points)
Complete the entire first ring of levels.
Rate 5 or more user levels.
Complete the entire first and second ring of levels.
Complete the first level under par in all three categories.
Rate 50 or more user levels.
Complete 5 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all three rings of levels.
Complete 15 or more levels under par in all three categories.
Complete all levels under par in all three categories.
Rate 100 or more user levels.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/360 points)
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Your very first bronze!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
Get a combo of 5 or more
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.